Weee~~ Salam satu
Malaysia uolss. Meh aku nak cerita camne kalau nak Tahan Lama. Tahan Lama apa
eh. Mesti korang teruja kan nak tahu bab-bab tahan lama nie kan.Sesuai untuk
yang dah berkeluarga mahupun yang masih solo. Ewah ewah ewah,korang suka betul
kalau bab-bab nak tahan lama nie, ya?
Kat bawah nie ada
petua untuk 'tahan lama'.
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KELAPA PARUT
Untuk lebih tahan
lama selama 2 tahun.
Belah kelapa dan
ambik sebelah sahaja.
Gunakan sebelah
pada 31 December 2012. Dan sebelah lagi
pada 1 January
2013. Wah...tahan sampai 2 tahun kan ?
NASI/LAUK
Biar tahan lebih
lama,
Jangan gunakan
jari pasal jari korang ada bakteria.
Sebab tu lauk
cepat basi. Ceduk la pakai sudu ke, sudip ke.
BARANGAN KEMAS
TERUTAMA EMAS
Kalau untuk lebih
'tahan lama',
Bayar le zakat utk
barang kemas tu atau pakai saja.
Barangan emas bila
dah terlalu banyak, kena bayar zakat.
Kalau tak, tetiba
hilang atau kena curi, padan muka korang, ha haa...
PAKAIAN.
Nak tahan lama
Jangan rendam
dalam serbuk pencuci lama sangat elak guna washing mach.
Jangan jemur bawah
mentari terik elak guna bleach.
Jangan bawa mandi
kat beach.
Gantung bila
disimpan.
Cuci guna air
jeram/hujan.
Jangan bagi pinjam
kat kawan!!!.
Kalau nak tahan
lagi lama PINJAMLAH BAJU MEMBER...
BAJU SENDIRI
SIMPAN.
KERETA
Nak tahan lama.
Lepas beli, simpan
kat garaj. tutup elok2. jangan bagi angin masuk.
jangan bagi abuk
masuk.. jangan bagi wap air masuk.
bayar loan bulan2.
sampai abis loan. gerenti tahan lama.
KENYANG
Kalau nak tahan
lama,
Sebelum makan -
baca bismillallah dan doa
Akhir makan - doa
dan ucap alhamdullillah. ..
UMUR
Umur nak tahan
lama?
Banyak kan senyum,
jangan fikir semua masalah dan
jangan merokok!!!
(bukan sebab rokok tu bahaya tapi
bazirkan duit
saja, kalau duit tak ada banyakkan lagi masalah).
ROKOK
Rokok nak tahan
lama?
Jangan
hisapplah... ...!!!!, letak atas meja dan pandang saja.
P/S: jangan hisap
benda-benda yang dilarang...sendiri mau ingat
hahaaa....
TIDUR
Nak tahan lama tak
tidur malam
Rajin-rajinlah
tidur siang.
HUBUNGAN
Bertahan lama
dalam persahabatan/ hubungan,
Jujur dan ikhlas
je!!!!
Last word:
SELAMAT BERTAHAN
LAMA...
............
...sentiasa terbuka dan rasional.
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